Helloooo my darlings!
It has been forever. Oh my god.
What's wrong with you all? Why don't you check up on me, huh? Here am I working my ass off and none of you will ask me if I'm even alive :( It's so sad. I feel so lonely. I feel so unloved. Blerghhhh.
Okay, fine. I'll stop being such a drama queen and apologize for being AWOL for so long! It's my fault…
